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Noodle Scholar
Whether you're a curious earthling or an interdimensional pasta enthusiast, there's a tier for you.
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Noodle Apprentice
42 Galactic Credits / mo
- ✓ Access to the GNI Digital Noodle Library
- ✓ Monthly noodle sample kit (Earth varieties only)
- ✓ Voting rights on Research Program ZGR-04
- ✓ GNI commemorative chopsticks
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Cosmic Chef
420 Galactic Credits / mo
- ✓ Everything in Noodle Apprentice
- ✓ Access to classified research (HPC-02)
- ✓ Monthly alien noodle sample kit (3 exoplanets)
- ✓ Zero-gravity cooking workshop (virtual)
- ✓ Co-author credits on 1 paper per year
- ✓ Your name on the Orbital Station Wall of Noodles
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Grand Pasta Wizard
∞ Credits (invitation only)
- ✓ Everything in Cosmic Chef
- ✓ Physical seat on Orbital Station Vermicelli-9
- ✓ Lead a research program of your choice
- ✓ Diplomatic immunity on 4 planets
- ✓ Personal AI noodle sommelier
- ✓ Statue in the GNI Hall of Eternal Pasta
- ✓ First contact noodle sample (if we find aliens)
What Our Members Say
"The alien noodle sample kit changed my life. The Glorp-9 fermented variety tastes like sadness and also like home."
"I used my diplomatic immunity on Kepler-186f to escape a very tense situation involving overcooked rigatoni. Worth every credit."
"As a Noodle Apprentice I learned more about pasta in one month than in my entire 40-year career as a professional noodle."